Tuesday, June 29, 2010

A Typical Dumbass GOP Cocksucker: Exhibit E #402

#402 REP. PATRICK McHENRY
GOP COCKSUCKER REPRESENTATIVE FOR THE NORTH CAROLINA 10TH.

McHenry is one of those guys that is probably happy as hell he has a job in politics conning the hoi polloi into providing him with a good-paying job. McHenry has to be quite dangerous, since he combines the GOP Cocksucker lack of conscience with cynical cunning. And since he looks older than he really is, people underestimate the length of time McHenry can be around to do damage.

Conning people is a way of life with the guy. First he gets a job with DCI, the fake grass roots group that knocked John McCain out of the race for the 2000 GOP Presidential nomination with the infamous 'push-polls' that hinted he had an illigtimate black baby. After that, a pattern starts to emerge; McHenry holds a succession of jobs for about six months each at which he stays around long enough to get a line on his resume and some contacts. Finally, he gets elected by simply telling people that he is the only conservative candidate running for the job.

Then came the 'czars.' GOP Cocksucker #450 (GLEN BECK) screamed that President Obama
had appointed dozens of 'czars' because they didn't have to be confirmed by congress. In what's become his trademark, McHenry adopted this world-weary' pose while laconically saying on 'Fox and Friends' that the Drunken Frat Boy had only had "a couple of czars," when he was in office.

A couple, eh?

McHenry didn't mention that SIX of them (not a couple) that were confirmed by the Senate at the start of President Obama' term existed during the Drunken Frat Boy administration and another six had very similar positions or responsibilities in the Drunken Frat Boy adminstration.

That isn't all. Let's take a look at some of the McHenry Follies:

- In 2008, he called a contractor in Iraq a "two-bit security guard' because he denied him access to a gym.

- Put a video on his campaign website that violated OPSEC or Operational Security.

- In 2008, McHenry paid Michael Aaron Lay 20 grand to go against voter fraud charges
against him. Lay allegedly voted TWICE for McHenry in two separate instances.

- Accepted donations totalling $5,500 from Countrywide during an investigation in CEO payout fraud in which the main company being investigated is -- you guessed it --Countrywide.

- In his 2008 campaign, McHenry claimed that his opponent, Daniel Johnson,was "Nancy
Pelosi's chosen recruit" with "pockets stuffed with cash from Washington liberals." The North Carolina Democratic Party immediately fired back at McHenry for what they called "an undue personal attack." Even the North Carolina Republican Party rolled its eyes at the language, considering it a "loser." Tne NCRP had the fate of candidate Greg Davis in the Mississippi 1st when he painted Travis Childers as a 'liberal.' Childers said, "Yeah? So what?" and STILL beat him. McHenry heeded the
advice and scrubbed the language about Pelosi from his subsequent press releases.

- Joined GOP Cocksuckers #311 (SEN. TOM COBURN,) #361 (REP SUE MYRICK) #401 (REP.
TRENT FRANKS) #470 (REP. JOHN SHADEGG) and #469 (REP. PAUL BROUN) in writing the most paranoid letterthe IRS has ever received from congress. The letter demanded an investigation of the Council on American-Islamic Relations (CAIR) for excessive lobbying and failure to register as a lobbying organization. The letter was spawned
by the book Muslim Mafia, that was written by GOP Cocksucker #471 (DAVE GAUBATZ) who is widely regarded as a kook.

-Tried to get Dear Dead Ron on the $50 bill.

McHenry also has a habit of defending the indefensible. For example he:

- Claimed that the pedophile scandal that involved GOP Cocksucker # 478 (MARK FOLEY)
of Florida was 'engineered by Democrats' while offering no proof. Chris Matthews of Hardball forced him to admit he HAD none.

- Tried to get an 'ethics bill' passed that would keep GOP Cocksucker #52 (TOM DELAY) in the House Majority Leader chair after he was indicted for money laundering.

- Defended #52 taking vacations from lobbyists like GOP Cocksucker #47 (JACK ABRAMOFF)

- Championed a military strike on Iran.

McHenry can be seen in hilarious action at http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IHeI_bVz4
cI&feature=related where Rep. Barney Frank of Massachusetts, serving as temporary
speaker, DESTROYED him on the House floor as McHenry tries to disguise a speech as a parlamentary inquiry. Frank repeatedly gavels McHenry to silence when he keeps trying to make a speech after his question is answered. A frustrated McHenry gets GOP Cocksucker #395 and Oil Whore (REP. JOE BARTON) to try and make the case he and the GOP are being picked on, but Frank gavels and mocks BARTON too. LOL

With thanks to Wikipedia, RepublicansagainstPatrickMcHenry.com, govtrack.us and SourceWatch.com.

S. Olson

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