Part XIII of "Whine Some More!"

Yes, when it comes to game shows, the favorite of the GOP Cocksuckers is "Whine Some More!" They've been playing it ever since they lost the Congress in the election of 2006. When 2008 rolled around and they lost the White House too, they started playing the game in earnest.

How? Well, the object is to try and block EVERYTHING the Democrats try to do in Congress so they can't run on anything. It's the same game they have been playing since 1996 and the pathetic (for them anyway) Clinton-Dole matchup. Then you distort the stuff they DO manage to get done or just outright make shit up. That's it! Pretty soon, you're playing the GOP Cocksuckers' favorite game show, "Whine Some More!"

Two episodes ago, they were crying and whining about job losses in Ohio that happened when Barack Obama wasn't even president! Seriously. I guess they think the Electorate is so fucking stupid, it can't even figure out a calendar works. Go back to Episode XI if you want to read the particulars.

Last episode they were crying about the $20 billion escrow fund that BP set up to pay for the oil spill in the Gulf of Mexico. They were screaming it was a slush fund. No shit. They ACTUALLY claimed that and expected you to believe them. No one that I know of has ever cornered one of them on TV and asked, "How does paying to fix what you broke amount to a slush fund? How's that work?"

Lately, they have been bitching and crying about Elena Kagan, the soon-to-be Associate Justice of the Supreme Court; just like they did last year with Justice Sotomayor, all kinds of terrible things will happen when Kagan is confirmed.

(I don't write 'if' but 'when' because Elena Kagan will be the next associate justice of the Supreme Court and there is nothing the GOP Cocksuckers can do about it. And they know it. What really has them furious but what they will never admit, is that a black guy got another Supreme Court appointment. Drives them nearly insane with fury. That's just TOUGH, isn't it?)

Let's see what they are whining about today. You know, I am waiting for someone at a major newsmagazine to come out with an article entitled: "The GOP: A Party of Whiners?" I don't know what the GOP's predictions are for how many seats they'll gain in the midterms but if they get less than what they predict they'll get, I might actually SEE that piece somewhere.

Anyhoo, lets see what they are crying about today:

46. Those dirty lawbreaking immigrants! Prince William County over in Virginia passed a tough immigration ordinance and violent crime there has dropped 38%!

[LOL...Oh no it hasn't. GOP Cocksuckers like Steve Doocy of Fox and Friends had Corey Stewart, chairman of the Prince William County, Virginia, board of supervisors, on his show in order to bolster the contention that we need tough anti-immigration laws to reduce violent crime.

Trouble is, that 38% figure Doocy hauled out is a big ball of shit. Prince William County's OWN violent crime stats show that violent crime INCREASED last year by 10.9%.]

47. That black bastard won't increase border security. He even said so! The president wants to get something in return for doing it.

[This is Sen. John Kyl's baby. He claimed this at a Teabagger rally June 18. The White House's Communications Director, Dan Pfeiffer didn't specifically call Kyl a liar but how else could you interpret what he DID say? ""[T]he president didn't say that and Senator Kyl knows it."

[That sure looks like he's calling Kyl a liar to me. If you go down the list of what the Obama administration has done at the border you find:
- An extra $500 million for border enforcement
- An increase in the number of border patrol agents.
- Tripled the number of intelligence agents on the border.
- Screening all rail shipments going back and forth across the border.
- ICE and CBP agents have seized 14% more in cash, 29% more firearms and 15% more illegal drugs since March 2009.
- Deportations went from 264,541 in fiscal year 2008 to 298,401 in FY 2009]

48. We need a private army in Afghanistan! They could do things better than the regular army!

[This is GOP Cocksucker #430 (GLEN BECK) and GOP Cocksucker #465 (ANDREW NAPOLITANO)'s claim. They made it on Fox Business' FREEDOM WATCH show June 19, 2010. These guys are always willing to fight to the last drop of someone else's blood.

[Whether it's Kellogg, Brown and Root, or Blackwater, these guys have a long track record of being crookeder than a dog's hind leg. Blackwater, for example, was thrown out of Iraq when two of its employees were found guilty of killing Iraqi civilians and they had a long history of bullying the people in Baghdad. Now two employees of the company are charged with killing two AFGHANI civilians and you just know they did it.

[Not only that, these clowns do shoddy work, have cheated taxpayers out of BILLIONS, committed fraud, corruption and bribery. They've also stolen weapons meant for Afghani police. In one case, guns were signed out to an 'Eric Cartman,' a racist character on the TV show, South Park.]

49. Is this what we fought the Nazis for?

[This is the Rodeo Clown's phrase for when companies like BP get hauled in front of congress to answer questions about destroying the Gulf of Mexico, or AIG for helping ruin the American economy or Toyota for building VERY dangerous cars with accelerator problems. Yes, Glen, this is one of the reasons we fought the Nazis.]

With thanks to Media Matters.

S. Olson