GOP Cocksucker #199 Starts and Church Where Anybody Can Go - Even Democrats!
Yes, Mr. Completely Heterozexual, the REV. TED HAGGARD is back in the news again because he's opening a new church.
Sky Pilot Ted used to be a bigwig in GOP Cocksucker politics. Then, he got caught when his drug dealer said he was buying meth off him.
Well, so what, GOP Cocksuckers get caught using drugs all the time. Just take GOP Cocksucker #70 (RUSH LIMBAUGH). So the GOP Cocksuckers didn't mind the drugs as much as they did when the drug dealer said Rev. Ted was fucking him in the ass to get them.
Whoa. They DO NOT like gay sexytime stuff. Rev. Ted was driven out of his church and subjected to intensive anti-gay counseling for three weeks by four other ministers. After the three weeks were up, #199 was pronounced "completely heterosexual" by Rev. Tim Ralph.
(C'mon, when any minister has two first names, you just know THAT dude is a raving bender himself.)
Anyway, #199 said he is now opening a new church because he doesn't want to be an activist. He just wants to "help people."
With thanks to TPM Muckraker.
S. Olson
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