The Typical Dumbass GOP Cocksucker: Exhibit A #396

#396 REP. LOUIE GOHMERT
GOP COCKSUCKER REPRESENTATIVE FOR THE TEXAS 1ST

Here is the first in a list of GOP Cocksucker congressman to watch, because if you think they learned ANYTHING from the Drunken Frat Boy ruining the economy and getting our kids killed for nothing in the wrong country, you would be sadly mistaken.

GOP Cocksucker #70 (RUSH LIMBAUGH) claims this country needs more dumbasses like Gohmert.

Think I'm being too hard on #396? After all, everyone makes mistakes. That's true, but Gomer shows no signs of learning from them. Despite this, he is one step up on the mental agility ladder from GOP Cocksucker #394 (HARLEY BROWN)

Let's take a look at some of Gomer's gems:

- Democrats want another terrorist attack so they can pass a new jobs bill.

[No shit. Gomer actually SAID this on Fox Not the News while talking to Neil Cavuto about trying Khalid Sheik Mohammed in New York City. Do I have to mention that this is not only horseshit but VILE horseshit?]

- Claimed that if men dressed in beauty pageant outfits they would be covered under the Hate Crimes Act.

[Gomer claimed this on Hannity's show on Fox Not the News during a discussion about how terrible skimpy outfits are on women in the Miss USA pageant. The universal reaction to Gomer's claim was "Huh?"]

- President Obama would support terrorists beating TSA agents since he has no problem with terrorists evading the Gaza blockade by Israel.

[Gomer claimed this on the House floor on June 9, 2010 in a rambling speech that offered no evidence for either assertion.]

- The Matthew Shepard Hate Crimes Bill would lead to necrophilia, pedophilia or bestiality being legalized.

[Gomer screeched this on the House floor when it wasn't even the subject. The subject was the repeal of 'Don't ask, don't tell.'

[Both bills were signed by the President the same day.]

- "The usurpation of the rights of the states and of the people perpetrated by the U.S. House last night is blatant, arrogant, and cries out for action. A potentially bankrupting 'mother of all unfunded mandates' needs to be stopped." - Press release from Rep. Gohmert's office.

[Enraged at his helplessness to stop health care reform in the Senate, Gomer suggested repealing the 17th Amendment to the Constitution which provides for direct election of Senators by the electorate.]

One or two examples of the former and you could shrug it off as the remarks of a guy who knows better but just spoke before his brain was engaged, but FIVE? And this is just a sampling. This suggests that Gomer doesn't have a brain to engage.

Also, you have to take a look at Gomer's effectiveness. Gomer has sponsored 50 bills during his five years in the House. NONE have passed and 46 died in committee.