'Hey, I Slept With Her Too!' - #400

#400 NIKKI HALEY
GOP COCKSUCKER CANDIDATE IN THE SOUTH CAROLINA GUBERNATORIAL ELECTION

Man, you can always count on South Carolina to give us a really good laugh when we need one.

Haley came out on top in what may have been the dirtiest gubernatorial primary of the 21st Century. That doesn't mean Haley was dirtier than anyone else, it just means when all was said and done, even the GOP in the State of South Carolina just couldn't believe the mean-spirited bullshit that was aimed at her.

Haley was a state legislator that was hand-picked by GOP Cocksucker #308 (GOV. MARK SANFORD) before Sanford's fall from grace as a respected politician to the biggest gubernatorial joke in the GOP. To be brief, Sanford, a conservative Christian, slammed ex-President Bill Clinton for his antics with Monica Lewinski and said he should resign for betraying his wife. Nine years later, as governor of South Carolina, Sanford lies that he is going hiking on the Appalachian Trail when what he is really doing is flying down to Argentina at state expense to fuck his Argentinian mistress. Braced with this, he refuses to resign, bizzarely saying that King David never quit after HE slept with someone else's wife. Why should HE quit?

Because of #308's endorsement before he destroyed his marriage and political career,
and because of her work, Haley was humming along at the top of the list of GOP Cocksuckers set to succeed Sanford. This was something OTHER candidates who wanted to succeed Sanford could not stand. So instead of raising THEIR positives, they tried bringing up HER negatives.

First to hit her was blogger Will Folkes, a former communications aide to #308. In an odd story, Folkes claimed to have had an "inappropriate physical relationship" with #400. However, Folkes danced around the entire question of whether that meant sex or not or whether there was proof.

A few weeks after that was going on, GOP Cocksucker #448 (LARRY MERCHANT) said HE
fucked her while they were at a convention in Utah in June a couple of years ago. What was suspicious about THIS claim is that Merchant was an aide for GOP Cocksucker #363 (ANDRE BAUER) the present lieutenant-governor of South Carolina under GOP Cocksucker #308.

Also, Merchant seems like...well, there's no way to say this nicely...a flaming queen. You can see Jon Stewart of the Daily Show absolutely cutting Merchant's throat HERE at the 8:08 mark: http://www.thedailyshow.com/watch/mon-june-7-2010/thank-you--south-carolina---the-race-to-replace-disgrace

If that wasn't enough, GOP Cocksucker #453 (STATE SEN. JAKE KNOTTS) went on a talk show held in a fucking BAR. Knotts, a supporter of #363 and a beefy ex-cop, made a remark to the host that "we already have a raghead in the White House, we don't need another in the Governor's mansion." This was apparently a reference to Haley being born a Sikh--which is an Indian religious sect--and President Obama. Both are actually Christians, while the word 'raghead' is a derogatory reference to ARABS. So, not only did this reveal Knotts to be a dumb cracker, but possibly the worst racist on Planet Earth.

The number three candidate in the race, Henry McMaster, a former attorney general of South Carolina, referred to the race as "embarrassing."

So, what was the result? Well, in the first half of the GOP primary. Haley got 48.8% of the vote. She beat GOP Cocksucker #363 by 36.3% and knocked him out of the race.

in the second half of the primary, she got 65% of the vote and beat her challenger by 30%. Meanwhile, GOP Cocksucker #453 is getting calls for him to resign from the Republican Party and go back to writing tickets in Columbia. Calls from the GOP! LOL!

GOP Cocksuckers involved in this post: #400, #363, #308, #453, and #448.

S. Olson