Governor Mark Sanford of South Carolina has been a great-big irrelevancy ever since the story of him lying about hiking the Appalachian Trail when he was really jetting down for sexytime with his Argentine mistress got supplanted by the dude who fucked a horse.
But then Sanford got himself involved in the Nikki Haley case (GOP Cocksucker #400). If you don't know, Haley is the GOP Cocksucker who was in the lead for the GOP nomination for the governorship. But now Haley has been caught in a whirlpool of speculation from blogger Will Folks, who confessed to having an 'inappropriate sexual relationship' with #400. (This probably means he finger-banged her. Just sayin.')
Seriously, we don't know what the inappropriate sexual relationship' was because neither Folks nor Haley are saying anything more. However, because they are being so coy, you can bet the farm that will have the effect of keeping this alive for MONTHS. Just like GOP Cocksucker #315 (ALBERTON GONZALEZ) kept the fires of controversy swirling around HIM for an entire SUMMER before quitting.
But #308's connection is that Folks was his spokesman a year before the news about his sexytime materialized and #308 was a big backer of #400; in fact he persuaded her out of the state legislature to run for governor. When #308's sexytime became common knowledge, she was very, VERY quiet about the entire thing.
With thanks to TPM Muckraker
S. Olson
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