Part XII of 'Whine Some More!'

The latest edition of the favorite GOP Cocksucker game show, 'Whine Some More!' has appeared. Last edition, the GOP Cocksuckers were reduced to screaming that President Obama was responsible for job losses that happened when he wasn't even in the Oval Office. Lets see what they are crying about today!

41. That black bastard made BP create a $20 billion slush fund!

Somehow, the GOP Cocksuckers think being forced to pay for what you broke amounts to a 'slush fund.' Do they figure we are too dumb to know what one really is?

This is an old song of theirs. Here's a list of GOP Cocksuckers screaming 'SLUSH FUND! You determine if the GOP Cocksuckers think we're all dumb as they are:

a. GOP Cocksucker #70 (RUSH LIMBAUGH) bellows the oil spill escrow account is a slush fund.

b. GOP Cocksucker #376 (REP. MICHELE BACHMAN) claims the oil spill escrow account is a slush fund and extortion.

c. GOP Cocksucker #395 (REP. JOE BARTON) calls BP paying for what it broke, a 'shakedown.'

d. GOP Cocksucker #341 (HOUSE MINORITY LEADER AND REP. JOHN BONER...I MEAN BOEHNER) screams that taxpayers will have to clean up the mess BP made, then backs far far away from the idea after #395's comments are made public and voters are furious.

e. Stuart Varney, a 'business' expert on Fox Not the News calls the oil spill escrow account a slush fund.

f. Sean Hannity on the same program, says he agrees with Varney.

g. Oliver North, the disgraced former marine who lied to congress about the extent of the Reagan administration's involvement in the Iran-Contra Affair, called the oil spill escrow account, a slush fund.

But according to the GOP Cocksuckers, it's not just the oil spill escrow account that's a slush fund.

Commentator Program Claim

h. Glen Beck Fannie Mae Slush fund
i. Charles Gasparino Financial services liquidation fund Slush fund
j. Fat Junkie Economic Stimulus Slush fund
k. Glen Beck Economic Stimulus "


42. The Feds and those fucking environmentalists forced BP to drill in deep water!

Nope. Oil companies do deep water drilling because that's where the oil is.

43. That black bastard won't accept foreign help because of the Jones Act! They are lining up to help us if he'd just issue a waiver!

The president has taken help from the following countries:
Canada
Mexico
The Netherlands
Norway

Not to mention 11 more, but those are just off the top of my head.

44. That black bastard's appointed all these 'czars' because the U.S. Senate doesn't have to confirm them!

This is Michelle Malkin's claim. Actually, the Senate's approved 9 of them and six more were created by statute.

45. That black bastard hasn't even made the oil leak a priority!

Glen Beck and Governor Quitter shriek this one. They ignore May 27th when the president said:

"But here's the broad point: There has never been a point during this crisis in which this administration, up and down up the line, in all these agencies, hasn't, number one, understood this was my top priority -- getting this stopped and then mitigating the damage; and number two, understanding that if BP wasn't doing what our best options were, we were fully empowered and instruct them, to tell them to do something different."



With thanks to Media Matters


S. Olson