Here Come Da Drunks! v 13.0 - #23

# 23 JEFFREY KAELIN
EX GOP COCKSUCKER STATE CONGRESSMAN (MAINE) FOR THE MAINE 42ND

CLASSIFICATION: Type I Drunk (Wrong place, wrong time)
OBJECT HIT: Parked car

GOP cocksuckers like to talk really tough but when push comes to shove, like all bullies, they back down.

Consider ex-Rep Jeffrey Kaelin of the Maine 42nd.

In late June, Kaelin got a snootful while at the Sea Dog Brewery in Bangor, backed out of his parking spot and ran his 2006 Ford pickup into another car. After he got done trying to intimidate the arresting officer and telling him he was a state legislator, he blew a .13 on the Breathalyzer, nearly two-thirds over the legal limit.

Then on June 29th, in a prepared statement, Kaelin vows to seek reelection, but less than a month later, on July 6th, he announces he's quitting.

My thanks to www.republicanoffenders.com and the blog 'Surfwax' for this tidbit.

S. Olson