Sunday, August 30, 2009

Here Come Da Drunks v. 19.0

#29 WADE STROUP, JR.
FORMER MAYOR OF CHERRYVILLE, NC

CLASSIFICATION: Type I Drunk (Wrong place, wrong time.)
OBJECT HIT: Utility pole

I don't know how 'faced he was, but last month, former Cherryville Mayor Wade Stroup Jr., lost control of his 05' Taurus and ran into.....wait for it....a utility pole; knocked out the power to Cherryville along with his cracker ass for two whole hours.

The folks of Cherryville didn't need the DWI to wise up, though. They had thrown his useless butt out of office seven years before.

S. Olson

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