Monday, August 24, 2009

Here Come Da Drunks, V3.0 The Biggest Problem With the Assholes From Texas - #13

You want to know what the biggest problem with these assholes from Texas is? It's that while they all think Texas is God's Country, they just won't STAY there and leave the REST of us alone. We just got done with eight years of their Fearless Leader and look where THAT got us.

#13 REP. KEVIN BRADY
CONGRESSMAN FROM THE TEXAS 9TH
Brady is a congressman from the Texas 8th, which is one of the most conservative districts in Texas. Brady is a six-term GOP cocksucker. He recently went into a rant on the House floor blaming the Democrats for the bad state of the economy. As if the GOP cocksuckers has never blown over half a trillion dollars in Iraq after getting a budget surplus from Big Bill.

Brady was up in South Dakota in late 2005 because it was Homecoming time and he is a graduate from the University of South Dakota, located in Vermilion. However, Brady runs afoul of a police checkpoint, which officers in Vermilion set up because, hey, THEY know it's Homecoming too.

Brady was pulled over for a busted tailight. The trooper was only going to tell him of that fact but when Brady rolled his window down, the trooper smelled booze on his breath. Since the trooper and his compatriots were on the lookout for this kind of thing, he did a field sobriety test, which Brady, in the trooper's words, failed so fucking bad it's not funny.

Brady got his ass arrested and refused to take any subsequent tests. No word on if he was convicted but if he was, Brady was looking at a $1000 fine although typically the fine for first offenders is $300.

S. Olson

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