Here Come Da Drunks! v. 15.0 - #25

Todays GOP Cocksucker
#25 REP BEN HARBIN
GEORGIA HOUSE APPROPRIATIONS CHAIRMAN AND REPRESENTATIVE FOR THE GEORGIA 118TH

CLASSIFICATION: Type VI Drunk (Hypocrite)
OBJECT HIT: Utility pole

GOP cocksuckers love to claim that government is incompetent. Then, according to Sen. Al Franken, democrat from Minnesota, they get elected and proceed to prove it.

But there is one area where GOP cocksuckers DO make a difference. That is in the realm of utility poles. If you're a utility pole, a GOP cocksucker will hit you with his or her car. It's like you have a great big magnet on you that only attracts cars.

Consider chairman of the House appropriations committee in Georgia, Rep. Ben Harbin, of the Georgia 118th.

Last May, Harbin was on Memorial Drive in Atlanta at 1 a.m. on a Sunday when he crashed into....wait for it....a utility pole and wrecked his car. According to the incident report, which the Atlanta Journal-Constitution took a peek at, Harbin claimed to have slammed on his brakes when he saw a pedestrian and hit the utility pole after he lost control of the car. Trouble is, the investigating officer saw no skidmarks and people who ran to help saw no pedestrian.

Harbin's blood alcohol content was not reported but he flunked a field sobriety test badly enough to be charged with DUI. Before his fateful encounter with the utility pole, Harbin had voted in favor of DUI crackdowns.

S. Olson