Introduction and #1

Introduction to the List
Some people think GOP Cocksuckers is a epithet. They are wrong. It's a description; one the GOP Cocksuckers have so richly earned. I have been asked several times now to post an updated list of all 313 of the GOP Cocksuckers by some of the folks on the newsgroup alt.impeach.bush, which I claim should be renamed alt.indict.bushorcheney, but so far there has been no action.

I have heard a lot of folks claim that the democrats are just as bad as the republicans. Well, not when you look at the arrest records they aren't. The GOP laps the democrats in that particular category; especially in the area of pedophilia. (Wait till I get to THOSE guys)

Sometimes it's hard to spot a GOP Cocksucker because they are sneaky bastards, However, there are some things common to ALL of them. Here are six to keep in mind, especially when you head into the voting booth:

A. They think ALL voters are idiots and jamooks and you really CAN fool ALL of the people ALL of the time.
B. They are all hypocrites; most of us believe in morality and an afterlife, the GOP Cocksuckers just SAY they believe in both to get your vote. They make a lot of noise about it but the fact of the matter is they have no conscience.
C. They think all of us have THEIR problems.
D. They are quick to scream their disgust and opposition to judicial technicalities....until THEY need them.
E. They loathe the media and claim it's out to destroy the country, when what they REALLY hate is the media telling everyone what THEY are doing.
F. They claim to care about the country, the children, the elderly, etc. etc., but when it comes right down to it, they only care about three things:
1. Money
2. Their own asses.
3. Respect (which they think if they have enough of Number One they should automatically get.)

I get nominations from several places in the web but two have been invaluable. One is www.republicanoffenders.com, which is a wonderful resource for this kind of thing. The second is TPM Muckraker, which has been all over these swine with some terrific factual reporting. These are my major sources for this list. there are others but these are the Big Boys.

I have been asked, do you get cyber hate mail? My answer is, lots, but they have been pretty damned quiet lately. Why? Because for one thing, the GOP really got hammered in the last two election cycles. Seriously. They had the presidency, congress, the supreme court, a majority of the governorships and a majority of the state legislatures. I can't recall at the moment what the numbers were but a significant percentage of voters called themselves republicans. It has dropped precipitously since 2006. I think that's because of all the kids they got killed in Iraq, all because they couldn't admit they'd fucked up and because the economy took a bath and they don't want anything to do with fixing it.

Anyway, here we go:

#1 BRENT WILKES
FORMER DEFENSE CONTRACTOR
Not only did GOP cocksuckers belittle the significance of the 'Jack Who?' Scandal, they got very, very quiet when the subject of the Randy 'Duke' Cunningham bribery case came up.

Probably because it resulted in the conviction of FIVE GOP cocksuckers. And looks like another one might be added to the list with the Kyle 'Dusty' Foggo trial coming up. [UPDATE: Make that SIX. Months later, Foggo pled guilty after his attempt to blackmail the CIA by threatening to reveal secrets--a practice known as 'Graymail'--fell flat. So much for their 'love of country.' He became #273.]

Wilkes paid the Dukester $636,000 in bribes and treated him to lavish meals, gave him gifts, trips and hookers over almost a decade.

Even though he was found guilty on 13 counts, Wilkes continued to deny his guilt. That didn't sit too well with the judge, who tongue-lashed him from the bench. However, he still gave Wilkes 12 years in the Slammer instead of the 25 prosecutors were demanding.

S. Olson