A Side Note: One of the GOP Cocksuckers' Many Pedophiles - #14

I take a pause here in my listing of drunks to list one of the biggest problems that GOP Cocksuckers have, namely pedophilia.

See if this hasn't happened to you: When you slam the Republicans as a party of corrupt, dangerous power-junkies, their apologists will hit you with a very familiar rhetorical club: "Well, the Democrats do it TOO!"

The answer is to shoot back with "Oh no they don't," right in their faces. Most of the time they will be astonished but you'll always get the stubborn diehard that has that smirk on his face that says he's got you. Okay, the following is for him.

Republicans have got it all over the Democrats when it comes to pedophilia. There are lots and lots of pedophilia convictions as well as cases working their way through the courts. If you want to fight me on this, be apprised that I have a good many of them at my fingertips and I am the kind of guy who will beat you over the head with each and every single one of them. In other words, not only will you lose but I can make you look like a complete horse's ass. And we aren't just talking HETEROSEXUAL pedophilia. No, for all their claims to be in the party of family values, GOP Cocksuckers have this unholy taste for underage boys as well as underage girls. There are literally DOZENS of them. The last one I remember was former Rep. Mark Foley of Florida. Remember THAT guy? The fact that he is gay was probably the worst-kept 'secret' in his district. However, when a congressional page turned his ass in because of some of his suggestive e-mails and more and more of them came to light, that WAS a secret. The Republicans fought that coming out like wild rats trapped in the corner by a terrier.

So keep your kids away from these guys. They are simply TOO horny! Here's a good example:

GOP cocksucker #14
TOM ADAMS
FORMER MAYOR OF GREEN OAKS, ILLINOIS

In 2006, Adams was the mayor of Green Oaks ever since 1993. He'd been the Republican chairman of the county-Lake County--from between 2001 to 2004. He was 69 years old and life was good.

Then he up and quit.

Why?

Because police had traced child pornography that had been sent to an undercover officer's computer to Adams's home computer and arrested him. Adams got the first judge hearing the case to recuse herself because of a phone call from a democrat on the Lake County Cmmission suspicious that the case was going to be handled behind the scenes. He also tried to get it thrown out of court on the basis that the phone call croaked any chance he would get a fair trial.

The court disagreed on that score and put another judge in the first one's place. The phone call had actually done it's job. The caller, Commissioner Bob Sabonjian, didn't give a fuck about Adams' right to a fair trial; he wanted to keep the matter in the public eye and not give Adams a chance to skate away. Assistant State's Attorney Patricia Fix said while the call made the case more complicated and was 'ill-considered' it didn't affect Adams's right to a fair trial.

Adams ended up getting four years in the Hoozegow. He is due out sometime next year.

S. Olson